spotify just told me barack obama could follow my playlists
and that i might get the party started in the white house
north korea is like that little squeaky kid who thinks he’s a bad ass and keeps going “you wanna fight you wanna go come on come on you wanna fight!??!!?” and then when he takes a swing at you, you just put your hand on his forehead and hold him back because he really aint shit
there’s probably nothing more annoying to me at this point in time than ‘ermahgerd’
at what point in my life did six crackers with a piece of meat and a piece of cheese and a fun size candy EVER satisfy me?
if i wasn’t me i wouldn’t love me i think you all are fucking crazy and need to reevaluate why you like me.
i love prince harry’s reaction to the pictures of him running around vegas naked.
“yeah. that’s me. what of it? i’m the fucking prince of fucking england and i do whatever the fuck i want.”
and all of britain is just like
“oh shut up america you liked it.”
nicki minaj is going to be a judge on american idol?
she’s going to judge people on how they sing?
but she can’t sing at all herself.
I’m really fucking weird but shhhh don’t tell anybody because I have certain people in my live convinced that I’m perfectly normal and that THEY are the weird ones…
Creepiest picture you’ve ever seen or creepiest picture you’ve ever seen?
But dude my eyes are so blue omg.
Sometimes I forget that I’m hilarious/genius and that’s what Shannon’s ‘katy i love you’ tag is for.
You should all have a tag devoted solely to boosting my self-esteem.
I could probably live off of mac and cheese.
I need to make my bed before I sleep but instead I’m going to eat this icee slushie thing, watch double dare, and contemplate my life.
Left slushie in freezer all night/day.
Too frozen to eat.
First world problems.
Why did boo ever become a term of endearment?
It’s because of boobs isn’t it.
I kind of just want the move to college to happen so I can get out of this weird limbo of looking forward to it and dreading it.