hipception:
spotify just told me barack obama could follow my playlists
and that i might get the party started in the white house
pro…bab…lyy…
….not….
hipception:
north korea is like that little squeaky kid who thinks he’s a bad ass and keeps going “you wanna fight you wanna go come on come on you wanna fight!??!!?” and then when he takes a swing at you, you just put your hand on his forehead and hold him back because he really aint shit
hipception:
there’s probably nothing more annoying to me at this point in time than ‘ermahgerd’
seriously
stoppit
hipception:
at what point in my life did six crackers with a piece of meat and a piece of cheese and a fun size candy EVER satisfy me?
hipception:
if i wasn’t me i wouldn’t love me i think you all are fucking crazy and need to reevaluate why you like me.
srsly.
hipception:
i love prince harry’s reaction to the pictures of him running around vegas naked.
he’s like
“yeah. that’s me. what of it? i’m the fucking prince of fucking england and i do whatever the fuck i want.”
and all of britain is just like
“oh shut up america you liked it.”
hipception:
nicki minaj is going to be a judge on american idol?
…
she’s going to judge people on how they sing?
…
but she can’t sing at all herself.
hipception:
I’m really fucking weird but shhhh don’t tell anybody because I have certain people in my live convinced that I’m perfectly normal and that THEY are the weird ones…
apatheticaspirations:
Sometimes I forget that I’m hilarious/genius and that’s what Shannon’s ‘katy i love you’ tag is for.
You should all have a tag devoted solely to boosting my self-esteem.
apatheticaspirations:
I could probably live off of mac and cheese.
apatheticaspirations:
I need to make my bed before I sleep but instead I’m going to eat this icee slushie thing, watch double dare, and contemplate my life.
apatheticaspirations:
Left slushie in freezer all night/day.
Too frozen to eat.
…
First world problems.
apatheticaspirations:
Why did boo ever become a term of endearment?
…
It’s because of boobs isn’t it.
apatheticaspirations:
I kind of just want the move to college to happen so I can get out of this weird limbo of looking forward to it and dreading it.
